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Assassin NPC
I'M HERE TO
MAKE YOU
LOOK GOOD.
I do this by writing books that will fill your head with good ideas for your homebrew worlds.
- Assassin NPC
What GM's Say About Me...
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"Every day I wake up and find a new reason to slam my phone into my bed and shout, “The Assassin is such a nice person.” -NS
ABOUT ME...
Hi! I'am
YOUR NPC, ASSASSIN!
I help DM’s build worlds their players will love in minutes with my FREE downloadable books.
I’ve got PDF’s on building dungeons, villages, crime syndicates, apocalyptic events, NPC’s, Merchants, ancient primordial monsters, you name it!
Do you know anyone who would like a new world-building PDF emailed to their inbox every month for free?
If yes, you can send them this page and they'll thank you forever!
THESE ARE WORDS. WORDS ARE COOL. I LIKE WORDS. SEE WORDS BELOW.
Here's the lyrics to the Super Smash Brawl theme. (I'm feeling artsy today.)
Audi famam illius. Solus in hostes ruit et patriam servavit. Audi famam illius. Cucurrit quaeque tetigit destruens. Audi famam illius. Audi famam illius.
Spes omnibus, mihi quoque. Terror omnibus, mihi quoque. Ille iuxta me. Ille iuxta me. Socii sunt mihi, qui olim viri fortes rivalesque erant.
Saeve certando pugnandoque splendor crescit.
If you made it this far, then you're a star!
This is a book that will help you make potions. Players love potions, but do potions love players?
This is a question which baffles the minds of philosophers throughout the millennia, as can be seen in their works of literature, particularly in the middle century. Experts on the matter report that potions made with Assassin NPC's books are twenty-nine times more likely to develop fond feelings towards their players, whereas potions outside of the Assassin NPC universe have little sentience or feeling at all.
These findings made by vetted experts have enraged both historians and theologians alike.
THIS PAGE IS GETTING CRAZY.
BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M LAZY.
You deserve much better.
So I’m sending out a letter.
To the GM’s who work hard.
I hold them in high regard.
For all the good they do.
I know this to be true.
They’re the reason players have fun.
This free book, is for you.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
I get asked this question a lot, so let's put this to rest once and for all. No, I am not a dinosaur, even though I may be older than the average highschool dropout. Go take my free books.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't kill creatures. I simply kill the worry and self doubt within the hearts of Game Masters and Players around the world who believe they don't have what it takes to look good in front of their friends. Go take my free books.
It depends, is it an African Swallow, or a European Swallow? Go take my free books.
Assassin will only attempt to kill the fear in your heart that is blocking you from becoming the person who you know, deep down inside, you were born to be. Go take my free books.
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